Prepare yourselves, peasants! The belligerent ogre is back, but this time he's traded his tattered cloaks for a power suit. Gone are the days of ruling his mire; Shrek has mastered the corporate world. He's the CEO of Fairy Tale Enterprises, magically crushing dreams. His loyal sidekick Donkey has become his PR guru, and Puss in Boots? He's the co… Read More

Man, this gig really sucks. I'm so fried I could just curl up. All I wanna do is slurp some coffee and stare at the wall for eternity. But first, gotta post a few Onion Knight memes to defeat the pain. Existence is a real journey, man. The corporate ladder is just a staircase to Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's all about drive, about scalin… Read More