Man, this gig really sucks. I'm so fried I could just curl up. All I wanna do is slurp some coffee and stare at the wall for eternity. But first, gotta post a few Onion Knight memes to defeat the pain. Existence is a real journey, man. The corporate ladder is just a staircase to Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's all about drive, about scalin… Read More